how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
