Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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