Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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