I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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