so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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