I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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