That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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