Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize