Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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