i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
pop tarts are not kleenex
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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