I'm jealous of your bromance
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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