Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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