your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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