In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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