he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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