trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Randomize
