margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I intend to get homeless drunk
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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