y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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