gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
he fucked my hip out of place.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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