So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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