Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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