why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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