well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Randomize
