whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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