i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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