Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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