Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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