Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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