You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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