just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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