Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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