i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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