i think i just puked on my phone
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how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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