After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
