i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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