She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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