party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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