Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I have aggressive nipples.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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