What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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