Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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