Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
im about as happy as oj after his trial
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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