I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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