I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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