On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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