...so i touched it.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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