So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Everything about him screamed your future.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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