i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
My bed is full of blood and feathers
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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