I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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