I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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