i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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