Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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