yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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