I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Hello my rib-scented angel!
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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