The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Just high enough for therapy.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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