Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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