you guys were way drunker than both of me
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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