Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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