I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
is it fun? or sober?
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