Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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