It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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